Friday, February 16, 2007

Fashion Don'ts

Okay, I don't claim to be a fashionista, but I do have a couple of pointers......

If your hair is white with a blue tint, you should not wear halter tops
If you wear a hair scarf, a back tatoo is not for you.
If you are eligible to collect social security, do not wear embellished jeans(glitter, sequins, etc)
If you wear granny panties, do not wear low rise jeans. (This is a must, however I would rather see this than a thong on you.
I'm sure you can think of more, but these are a few I noticed yesterday while going to ONE store.

6 comments:

Liz Moore said...

I completely agree!! I have one more for you... when your belly sticks out farther than your bootie do.... don't wear short shirts that show your belly!! no matter what color your hair is!!

Amanda said...

I was going to guess just another night at Fast Eddie's!

Melanie said...

Funny, Funny, Amanda. Then there would have been a post about mullets!

Amber Smith said...

1. What store was that? I am thinking don't shop there any more! :)

2. I don't wear hair scarves, so I guess that means my back tattoo is still hip? Whew! (sigh of relief)

3. If you MUST return to that store, please please please bring your camera to take pics of all of the funny fashionistas.

Melanie said...

It was payless. BOGO this week. I always keep my camera in my purse, so I'm gonna have to be sneaky.

Melanie said...

Okay, I probably need to clarify, that her eagle looked like it was taking off or landing!